Pakao matt

Nothing much to blog. Nothing much to share. No ideas as such.I am tired of thinking about stuff to fill in the page. DIMAG KO SHOT LAG RAHA HAI. This happens when you are not hanging out with your friends after you are done with your semester.And specially if you have had a great outing last night and still want more of it.
Shane Warne retires from competitive cricket.(competitive because someone feels that playing county cricket for hampshire is not competitive).This does not excite me.
Govinda wants to quite politics.By the way what did he do being the MP from north mumbai. Guys do you want to see him in films.He is wearing that stupid cap of his in the promos .Shit !!! doesnt he like a dignified screen presence.
You should have guessed it by now that these were the headlines today.Imagine how the day would have begun for me ,reading these hopeless stuff in the papers.( can't think of what the news channels must be showing). Is there not anything of more worth to report. Or is it that any thing and everyhting is news today.
I feel it is your choice.You should know the importance of telling yourself PAKKK RAHA HAI.And when all will have gained that ability , the media will stand up and listen.After all, media has to cater to the needs and wishes of the masses.
So let the media know what is not required of it. That will force the media to grill people like Govinda on the first day itself (i.e on the day when he announces such hillarious stuff) How will this help? It will reduce the stress that your eyes has to undergo whenever you are reading an article that beats around the bush just to fill up the pages.

PS: It was good that I just began typing some crap. Hope I have ended in some meaningfull stuff.Let me know.

Play Footabll

Ok you love watching football or in other words CRICKET SUCKS. You love watching club football...well, national teams are seen once in four years.You love watching european club football,and thats because south american commentry is like martian moans.
You will agree that just loving football is not enough, having some knowledge about the game is important. But how much of that knowledge??? Kids nowadays are more into football and that they should be. Imagine a situation when the knowledge about the game goes way beyond the optimum limits. You might be a well informed guy among your friends but what about schoolwork.
The following situation just came into my mind. A young football fan commits a blunder in his exams.
Q. Under which king did ROME prosper the most?
A. Under 'THE KING OF ROME' Francesco Totti.

Q. Who is the greatest general ever? (he is known for his short height)
A. Diego Maradona

Q.Which handsome historic figure fell in love with his own looks ?
A. David Beckham

Q.Which private body was involved in fraud which lead to it's downfall and embarrassment of it's employes?? ( it was a recent scandal)
A.Leeds United Football Club or is it Juve ?

Q.Which historic figure lead germany into the world war?
A.Micheal Ballack

Q.What are the features of European Union?
A.European Union is popularly known as UEFA. It is an organization formed by the football bodies of the european countries. As a result of this union, players are able to travel to various countries within europe before the start of the season and during the christmas holidays.

Q.What is polarization?
A.It is a phenomenon when the ball, travelling at high velocity, strikes the pole and is followed by a loud cheer or groan depending upon various external factors.

Let us hope India finds itself in such a situation. Kids should rather waste 90 minutes in a week than watching India play for 8 hours and then tolerate the effronterty of the news channels over and over again till India play their next match.

PS: Football, once popular in India, may face similar problems that cricket is facing today.But who cares , read the first line gain.

oldies

Talking about wallets....guys will agree that the older they are the smelly they become and the more we hesitate to part with them. The 'chillars' often slip out and that becomes a headache while buying a ticket on a crowded bus.
The old shoes....you are about to buy a new one or must have bought a new one already,but why that old 'fata hua' while playing footaball or while on an errand to buy a bread!!!!
The old polo sport T-shirt...not worthy of a 'pocha', but it helps in the summer afternoon (thanks to the puncuality of MSEB).
It is time to get the basics right. These things are not antiques !!! Throw them away.That will help to clear the clutter in your mind too (superstitious ones will get this).

ps: this mouse pad has become a hanky,time to change it....no let it be.