Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Anthony Kaha Milega?

DUDE 1- I can smell that
DUDE 2- Arre aaj shot baitha hai
DUDE 3- Same guys, (looking towards 2) 1 ko dekh, dekh usko
DUDE 2- Aaj sach me shot baitha hai
DUDE 1-Yeh le
DUDE 2- Abbe aaj sach me shot baitha hai,
DUDE 1- toh le naaa
DUDE 3- bata idhar
DUDE 2- idhar de ek bar

DUDES 1 2 3 laughing and DUDE 4 arrives

DUDE 2- yeh dekh
DUDE 4- leke ke bata
DUDE 2- abbe aaj mil sakta hai kya
DUDE 4- nahi bee
DUDE 2- Arre aaj shot baitha hai bee
DUDE 3- baju me dekh
DUDE 2- arre voh tere dost ko call kar naa
DUDE 4- voh ladka yeda hai bee
DUDE 2- mai call karu kya
DUDE 4- chup bee
DUDE 2- abbe try kar naa
DUDE 4- ruk number leta hoon
DUDE 4- yo, mil gaya
DUDE 2- call kar
DUDE 4- sala b*&%#d airtel
DUDE 2-mai call karu kya?
DUDE 4-abbe ruk naa
DUDE 2-yeh le lag gaya call
DUDE 4- hello , hello , hello UNCLE mai uska dost, ok ..ok UNCLE thank you.
DUDE 4-maine bola tha naa


DUDE 3- baju me poochu kya
DUDE 2- pooch naa
DUDE 3- dude....kidhar milega
DUDE 1- You know any place nearby
STUD- Not nearby
DUDE 1- How much can we get it for?
STUD- 10 for each....
DUDE 1- Where can we get it from
STUD- take some from us
DUDE 1- wont suffice, 4 of us , may be 5
STUD- opposite the gate, studio, florist, pan tapri, somewhere there
DUDE 3- whats his name?
STUD- ANTHONY
DUDE 2- Ok, il go..koi aa raha hai mere saath
DUDE 4- chal
DUDE 2- whom shall we ask for?
STUD- ANTHONY
DUDE 2- ANTHONY?


DUDE 4- Yaha Anthony kaha milega?
Man 1- Kaun Anthony?
DUDE 2- Chal

DUDE 4- Abbe idhar studio kidhar hai?
DUDE 2- Yaha florist kidhar hai?
DUDE 4- kya malum?

DUDE 2- Yaha florist kidhar hai?
Little Boy- yeh gali me jao...sab florist hai
DUDE 4- Chal

DUDE 4- Yaha Anthony kidhar milega?
Man 2- Kya kaam karta hai voh
DUDE 2-Chal


DUDE 4- Yaha anthony kaha milega?
Lady 1- Kaunsa Anthony?
DUDE 2- chal

DUDE 2- ek last try lete hai
DUDE1- last lekin


DUDE 2-Yaha Anthony kaha milega?
Boy 1- Kya kaam hai
Boy 2- Arre hari om ??
DUDE 2- haa (thinks, so its happening today)
Boy 2 - vaha jake pooch...chicken shop me
DUDE 4- chal

DUDE 2- boss, anthony kaha milega
Man 3- yeh raste se neeche jao.... seedi se utro ..second door
DUDE 4-chal


DUDE 4-Anthony kidhar milega?
Boy 3- voh door ....(shouts at someone)
Lady 2- kya kaam hai?
DUDE 4-Kuch baat karneka tha
Lady 2- bahar gaya hai
DUDE 4-chal
DUDE 2- (thinks- hudd b*&^%$)


DUDE 2-abbe mera nasib kharab hai....aur sala sach me shot baitha hai...
DUDE 4-rickshaw
DUDE 2-rickshaw
DUDE 4- bus aya dekh
Counductor- Chutta nikalo
DUDE 2- nahi hai boos, yeh dekho
Passenger - want a rupee? (thinks- hmm dudes in true sense)
DUDE 4-yea
DUDE 2-thanks...
DUDE 2-conductor ki ^&%$#~
DUDE 4-chal

DUDE 3-mila kya
DUDE 4-nahi bee
DUDE 2-Aaj sach me shot baitha hai, aur sala nasib bhi kharab hai.
STUD- what happened?
DUDE 2-Anthony not at home..
STUD- ask that lady, that kid, anyone one will undertsand ( thinks- kya lallu log hai )
DUDE 2-koi aa raha hai mere sath?
DUDE 1-chal

DUDE 2-Anthony hai
LADY 3- usne bulaya tha?
DUDE 2-haa
LADY 3-kya kaam hai?
DUDE 1.....cahiye tha...
LADY 3- ok

The Man- kya hua
DUDE 1-......cahiye tha
The Man- kisne bheja
DUDE 1- Some STUD saw him while........
The Man- ...vahi se ho kya?
DUDE 2-yea
The Man- kitna cahiye
DUDE 1- price?
The Man- 10 for each......
DUDE 2-ok
The Man- come
DUDE 1- Aap ANTHONY?
The Man- yea
DUDE 1-Give him the money
DUDE 2- yeh lo


The Man- yaha se second door, vaha se first door, or you can ask them
DUDE 1- ok cool
DUDE 2-thanks, hold this .......
The Man- whats your name?
DUDE 1- RAGHAV

DUDE 2- Arre sorry yaar
DUDE 1- chalta hai...I always tell RAGHAV

DUDE 1- Chal ..... khareedte hai
DUDE 2- chal
DUDE 1- 6........dena aur 1.......dena
Shopkeeper- Chota ki bada
DUDE 1- Chota,
Shopekeeper- Yeh lo
DUDE 1- bada de do
Shopkeeper- sorry bada nahi hai
DUDE 1- ek kaam karo..... ....dena aur 1..... dena


DUDE 2- did u see that girl?
DUDE 1- haa
DUDE2- .... bhi hoga sala
DUDE1- very much possible

DUDE 2-rickshaw
DUDE 1-Auto
Driver- Soch samajh ke paisa dena
DUDE 2-chalo pehele
DUDE 1- yeh lo
Driver- nahi nahi, 20 cahiye
DUDE 2-dost soch samajh ke dee raha hoon
Driver- please, please bhai sahab please, please aisa theek nahi hai

DUDE 1-abbe kya tha voh
DUDE 2-kya c*&^$#

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

insanely good!!!

Mayukh said...

thnx man....n the stuff was good too